i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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