it wasn't lemon gatorade
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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