I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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