It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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