do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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