like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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