That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
vagina is talking i cant
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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