We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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