I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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