Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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