Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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