Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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