I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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