Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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