Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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