these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
