I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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