i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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