none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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