Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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