What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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