i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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