My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we have officially lost it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
