Betty ford says i'm here all night
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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