dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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