They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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