guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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