You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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