i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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