Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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