You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
