yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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