i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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