Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
