fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You are the jesus of drinking
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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