found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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