I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize