rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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