In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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