I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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