Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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