dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
two words: eviction party
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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