I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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