i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
As shirtless as possible
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
