By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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