have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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