so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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