you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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