I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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