I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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