do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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